'Sup mother fuckers. My name is Mackenzie Woodrow. You can call me Woody or Kenzie, or even Mac. I really don't give a fuck what you call me as long as it isn't anything negative. You could say I am a lost soul. No seriously, I am fucking dead. Quite happy with it actually. I guess you could say I am weird. Then again, I could say you are a judgmental asshole. Oh the webs we weave. Anyways, I'm a bit crazy or messed up in the head. Don't worry, I take medication.